At the post office

Hello. I'd like to send this letter to Istanbul, please. Do I need a stamp? Oh, I have one. It's in my pocket. Here it is.

Can you weigh it? It's only a letter, but there are fifty photos in the envelope. Yes, I know. This is a post office, not a photo store. Sorry!

Hi. The mail carrier tried to deliver my package, but I was in the shower. He left a card in the mailbox. I'd like to collect it, please.

Here's my tracking number. Do you need ID? Yes, here. Sign here? Okay. Oh no, I wrote my name in the wrong box. Sorry! Do you have a pen?

I'd like to send this vase to my sister in Canada. It's fragile, so please be careful. It was my grandma's. How long will it take?

By airmail, five days? Good. What about first class? Is it faster? It must arrive before her birthday on Friday, or she'll be very angry. With me, not you.

Next, please. Hello. What can I do for you? You'd like to mail this box? Okay, but it isn't closed. Who's the sender?

That's me. Sorry, I need to wrap it again. Can I borrow some tape? Thanks. Do you want to see my ID? It's in the car. Oh. Is it okay if I come back?

Hi! I've got six postcards for my family in Turkey. Which counter do I go to? This one? Great. How much is a stamp for Turkey?

Do I need a return address? It's only a postcard? Good. I wrote the same message six times: "Weather great, food great, wish you were here." My hand hurts. Can I mail them with my left hand?