Hotel facilities

Hi, is this reception? I'm in room 412. The elevator is broken, and I'm on the ninth floor. Hmm, where's the pool? Next to the lobby? Okay, good.

Also, my room has a balcony, but the door is stuck. Can someone come up, please? I want to see the stars. No, I'm not kidding. Thanks! I'll wait here.

Hi, I'd like a quiet room with an ocean view, please. Does the room have air conditioning? Oh, great. It's ninety-five degrees outside!

And can I get a late checkout? I have to check out at eleven, but my bus is at six. Until two o'clock? Perfect! You're so nice. I'll leave you a great review.

Hi, room service? Could I have a cheese sandwich and a tea, please? And an extra towel? Thanks.

One more thing. Could I have a wake-up call at six? I have an early flight. Six, not sixteen! Last time the hotel called me at midnight. Oh, and extra milk, please.

Hi, we booked a double room, but it's not ready. Is there luggage storage? Yes? Great. Can I leave my bags there?

Also, the room needs a hair dryer and a coffee maker. No coffee maker? How do I wake up? With the shower? I'm kidding! Thanks. I'll come back at three.

Breakfast is a buffet on the first floor, across from the elevator. Take the stairs, it's faster!

Wait, what? Free breakfast? And it's a buffet? I love hotels. I take three eggs, six pieces of bacon and a very small salad. Dad says, "Where are the pancakes?" Don't worry, Dad, I'm going back.

Hi, do you have a single room available on Friday? How much is it per night? Eighty dollars? Great.

Can I get an extra pillow and a blanket, too? I always get cold at night. And an extra bed? It's for my teddy bear. I'm kidding! Mostly.

Hi! Is the spa open? I'd love a sauna after my long flight. What's my room number? Oh, you want my room number! It's 308.

The woman gives me a bathrobe and slippers. They are pink. Very pink. I put them on and look in the mirror. I look like a big strawberry. A happy strawberry in a hot room.