At the pharmacy

Hi, I've got a terrible cold. My nose is running, I can't sleep, and I have a really important job interview tomorrow. Have you got anything that can help?

These tablets? How often do I take them? Twice a day, after food. OK. Will they make me sleepy? I need to be awake for the interview! It's at nine, and it's online, so I have to look fresh on camera.

Oh, and one more thing. I'm allergic to penicillin. Is that a problem? No? Great, thank you. And do you have any throat sweets? Honey and lemon, if possible. I'm so glad this chemist's is open late. Everything else is closed!

Hello! We're on holiday, and it's been a bit of a disaster. First, I need something for sunburn. My back is bright red. Is this cream good for that?

Next, my son has a mosquito bite on his leg, and it's really itchy. He can't stop scratching. He's six, so telling him to stop doesn't work. Have you got anything for children?

And finally, a box of plasters, please. New sandals, long walk, big mistake. My feet are in pieces. Have you got waterproof ones? Perfect. I think that's everything. Oh, and sunscreen, factor fifty. We're learning!

Hi, thank goodness you're still open. This chemist's is my last hope. I'm the best man at my brother's wedding tomorrow, and I bought new shoes. Beautiful shoes. Terrible shoes. I wore them for one hour, and now my heels are red and sore.

Have you got plasters for this? Big ones? Thank you. And is there a cream for the red skin? Twice a day? OK, tonight and tomorrow morning.

Can I have two boxes? One for me and one for my brother. His shoes are new too. Yes, my mum says I should wear my old trainers. But the photos, you know? I'm going to smile and suffer.

Hello, I think I need some tablets. My eyes are red and itchy, I keep sneezing, and my nose is running. No, it isn't a cold. Last week my girlfriend got a kitten. Now I'm allergic to my own flat.

Which tablets are best? These ones? Do I take them once or twice a day? Twice, with water. Can I drive after taking them? I'm a bus driver. Oh, good. No sleepy bus driver, then.

Great. And have you got anything for the itchy eyes? Drops? Perfect. The funny thing is, I don't want to give away the kitten. He's called Biscuit, and he sleeps on my head. I think I'm going to need a lot of tablets.

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