Wi-Fi, şifreler ve güncellemeler

Hi, it's Josh, from the apartment in Denver. Sorry to call so late. I can't connect to the Wi-Fi. I can see the network, but my phone says "no internet". Is the password on the router?

Oh, it's on the fridge, under the pineapple magnet. Of course it is. Okay, I'm typing it now.

It works! But the signal is spotty. It's strong in the kitchen and terrible in the bedroom. I have an important video call at nine, and I don't want to look like a robot. So I'll use my phone as a hotspot, just in case. Thanks, Maria. And thanks for the pineapple.

Grandma, calm down, I'm here. No, don't press everything at once. What's the problem? The movie keeps buffering? The little circle goes round and round? Okay.

Does the picture freeze, or does the whole thing crash? Both. Right. And the page won't load either. Okay, first, it's time for the oldest trick in the book. Turn it off and on again. Not the TV, Grandma. The router. The little black box.

Is it off? Wait ten seconds. Now switch it on. Yes, the lights are coming back. Try the movie again. It's working? Great. Oh, and Grandma, why is the fridge unplugged? You turned that off, too. Quick, plug it in!

Hi, I just bought this new cell phone, and I need help to set up my accounts. First, I have to sign out of the old phone. Oh, I forgot my password. Sorry. I forgot my password for everything.

Can you reset it? You'll send me a code by text. Great. Which number? My old number. Okay, that's fine, I still have the old phone.

Hmm. The code goes to the old phone. And where's the old phone? I put it in my jacket. And where's my jacket? On the bus, I think. I was so happy about the new phone that I forgot the old one. Is there a store that sells jackets? No? Okay.

Excuse me, sorry. I'm so sorry. My phone has a dead battery, and my boarding pass is on it. A message started to pop up an hour ago, but I didn't listen. Of course.

Don't worry, I saved a screenshot of the ticket in the cloud. And I can send you the link, if you want. But first I need power. Could I unplug your coffee machine for ten minutes? Just ten. I'll buy a coffee. I'll buy five.

Thank you. You're a lifesaver. The screen is coming back. It says one percent. One percent! Quick, open the link. Yes! Look at that. Gate 14. Now I just need to run.

Zeynep, come here, my laptop is being dumb. I want to install the new game, but it says there isn't enough space. How much do I have? Four gigabytes. The game needs ten. Okay.

So I have to free up some space. I deleted the photos from our vacation, but it still wasn't enough. Then I deleted thirty-six videos of my cat, and I cried a little. Now it says, "Please sign in." I signed in. It says, "Please sign in." I signed in again!

Maybe I should reboot it. Okay, rebooting. Wait, why is it doing an update? Zeynep, how long does that take? Two hours? Fine. I'll make a cup of coffee. And I'll never see my cat doing yoga again.